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RE: Bad advice - 2/18/2010 6:17:17 PM   
Kerrlaw


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Break out a back window and let yourself in. Raid the fridge and then take a nap on the couch until they get home. Old friends won't mind this.


What can I do to save enough money to take an extra long vacation this summer?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/18/2010 7:47:37 PM   
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Why save when you can rob a bank? They have plently of money there and they don't mind sharing.

What should I watch on TV tonight? I'm bored.

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RE: Bad advice - 2/24/2010 2:10:58 PM   
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You should watch back-to-back episodes of American Dad and Family Guy, and then have a WWE Wrestling marathon. These are all extremely family-friendly, and they teach good morals. (snicker)

What topic should I report on for this upcoming five-page research paper?
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RE: Bad advice - 2/24/2010 3:52:11 PM   
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You should research the best Facebook games and tips and tricks to level up quickly.

Sunday is Women's Ministries day, and I get to preach. What should I preach about?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/24/2010 3:59:22 PM   
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You should preach about the edification found in the massive use of Aquanet (Hey, I AM Southern).

I don't want to cook OR spend money. What should we have for supper?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/24/2010 4:02:24 PM   
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Bugs

What should I make for dinner?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/24/2010 4:03:13 PM   
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Peanut butter sammies.

Marinara or Alfredo sauce with my pasta tonight? I'm cooking steaks.

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RE: Bad advice - 2/24/2010 4:06:50 PM   
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Mix it up

What should I do about my bratty kids?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/24/2010 4:11:30 PM   
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Feed them arsenic.

My husband should be coming home from work soon and I haven't cleaned up the house yet today. What should I do to make him think I've been industrious today?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/24/2010 4:21:38 PM   
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Throw anything that is dirty in the garbage, and I mean anything, that includes the kids.

Should I get off this computer and and start making dinner or what?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/25/2010 10:01:43 PM   
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Naw...stay on the computer and yell at everyone that they need to get dinner on the stove ASAP!

I just cut my hair in a new style...should I color it too?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/26/2010 8:41:08 AM   
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yes, and be sure to get it colored by a 13 year old in leather pants with pink polka dots in her own hair!

What should I get my 14 year-old DD for her birthday?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/26/2010 9:07:25 AM   
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A little red wagon or a shiny new tricycle.

In the play of Anne of Green Gables I'm directing for the homeschool group, Matthew is supposed to smoke a pipe. What should I do about that?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/26/2010 9:20:05 AM   
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(I love Anne of Green Gables!)

You should use a real pipe, with real tobacco. You want it to be realistic don't ya?


I am moving in a few days and still have some packing to do. What should I do with all this stuff that we need, but I'd rather not be bothered with?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/26/2010 9:22:43 AM   
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Leave your forwarding address with the new residents and ask them to mail it to you. I'm sure they'll be happy to do such a small favor for you.

I have a big red pimple on my chin today. What can I do to make it go away?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/26/2010 10:16:53 AM   
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smear mayonaise all over your chin.

My car needs to be cleaned inside and out. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/26/2010 10:39:32 AM   
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Make the kids do it, you know they love the extra work.

What should I make for dinner? (That's always my question of the day.)

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RE: Bad advice - 2/26/2010 5:40:56 PM   
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In some societies around the world, snacking on cockroaches, dining on worms and swallowing the still-beating heart of a snake are traditions and even considered delicacies.

(Read more to find some possible recipes : http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/taboo/2972/Overview#ixzz0ggUsT2kL)

I am really tired, but need to leave in about a half hour. Should I take a short nap?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/27/2010 9:16:07 AM   
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No, take a long nap. Sleep is much more important that whatever it is you were planning on doing.

My husband made breakfast for me this morning. What can I do to thank him?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/27/2010 10:18:06 AM   
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Tell him what a lousy cook he is. He'll be sure to repeat the favor.


My daughter is upset she can't go on the computer? What to do?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/27/2010 9:43:05 PM   
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Throw the computer out the window...preferably onto the cement below. That'll teach her to complain.

My son got his own apartment...what should I do with the spare room?

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RE: Bad advice - 2/27/2010 9:46:48 PM   
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Store all of your garbage in it.

I bid too much on Ebay, what should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/1/2010 9:29:02 PM   
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Change your name and claim it wasn't you!

I need to find a hobby...which one should I choose?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/2/2010 8:26:16 AM   
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One that is really expensive and takes up lots and lots of time and space. Like collecting airplanes for instance.'

Our first women's Bible study is tonight and have nothing prepared. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/2/2010 1:07:33 PM   
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Show slides of your last vacation...make sure you don't leave out any detail! People love to hear super long stories about others. Then, at the end, read a couple of bible verses and call it a day.

I wanted to get my son a house-warming gift for his new apartment...what should I get him?

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