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RE: Bad advice - 3/4/2010 7:36:53 PM   
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Moth balls in cedar boxes.

I'm worried about my cat, she has been cranky lately and doesn't have a good appetite. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/5/2010 2:58:54 AM   
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Feed it some bark chips covered in gasoline.

My personal jet broke down and I don't have the money to repair it. How do I talk someone in to doing it for free?
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RE: Bad advice - 3/5/2010 9:03:47 AM   
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Tell them you'll give it to them if they fix it for you.

I have a lot of schoolwork to do today and a lot of dishes to wash. Which should I do first?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/5/2010 9:13:41 AM   
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Go to the store and buy some Mr. Bubbles Bubble Bath. Take a nice long soak. Why do today what didn't get done yesterday? Each day has enough trouble on its own.

I'm hoping to get a friend to finally repair his van and get it out from blocking my RV. How can I convince him to fix the radiator?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 12:39:35 AM   
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Offer him a billion dollars to fix it.

I need to find a job so I can pay for insurance to drive, but nowhere local is hiring so I have to drive somewhere to work. How should I deal with this?
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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 2:37:27 AM   
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Give your next interviewer a bill for making you having to drive to get there.

Its the weekend, what shall I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 8:17:13 AM   
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Go to work and sit at the door, hoping it will open so you can go work.

Our church is leading worship at the community Good Friday service. What songs should we play?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 8:19:14 AM   
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Creed's My Own Prison and Peter Cotton Tail.

I need to go to my bank later to settle a dispute, what should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 10:08:26 AM   
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Make sure to wear a ski mask and carry a toy gun.

I have one nerve left and my husband is getting on it. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 11:21:24 AM   
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Leave the jerk.

My daughter has a birthday party tomorrow for a set of eight year old twins girls. What should she buy them as a birthday present?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 11:55:09 AM   
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Bring lots of snakes and mice in matching colors.

Lisa (Saltlight,) I love that answer!

Hey look 2 Lisa Lisa's here!

What should I do about my finger nails?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 4:07:26 PM   
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pull them, they clean easier.

what do i do about the barking neighbors dogs

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 6:31:58 PM   
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Growl at them and behave in a threatening manner towards them. They will learn to respect you that way.

I'm out of mayonnaise and I need to make potato salad. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 6:43:13 PM   
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Use white paint instead.

I'm fat, what should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 6:47:18 PM   
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Change your handle to A-Slender-Birch.

I have this friend who changes his handle so often I can never figure out who he is. What should I do about that?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 6:52:25 PM   
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Get him banned for confusing people!

I knew someone who used to be young but now is much older, what should I tell them?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 7:00:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: A-Mighty-Oak

Get him banned for confusing people!

I knew someone who used to be young but now is much older, what should I tell them?


You should tell them they haven't aged a day and then ask them about their grandchildren.

I'm nearly out of printer ink. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 7:13:35 PM   
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ROFL!

If you have any pens, then cypher the ink from them into the ink tanks.

I am thinking of shaking a can of soda really hard, should I do it?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 7:52:40 PM   
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Sure! And make sure to look closely at the opening when you pop the top!~

I'm really full from dinner. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 9:09:49 PM   
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Do what the romans used to do.

I am listening to a station out of Seattle because the format does not exist here. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 10:16:14 PM   
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Buy the Station and move it closer to you.

I and my wife are wondering if we should be moving to Oregon or Washington, but she hates lots of rain. What can we do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/6/2010 10:24:06 PM   
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Now you are moving to the wrong place, where you should really live is in a tropical rain forest instead!

I am bored, what should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/7/2010 2:57:47 AM   
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Hack into a small countries computer system and raise the peoples taxes (since a computer doing something makes it so).

I'm always really tired but can never sleep and stay awake hours past when my body says to go to bed. How can I fix this?
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RE: Bad advice - 3/7/2010 7:52:22 AM   
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Try taking caffeine pills and a sleep aid at the same time.

What is the best way to raise attendance numbers at our church?

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RE: Bad advice - 3/7/2010 8:35:05 AM   
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Fool them into thinking that they are seeing a free play, reminds me of this: Article

I am tired again, what should I do?

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